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Then climb the tallest mountain and shout it to the rest of the world!
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Whoever asked today’s question really hit on something important. Pay attention.
The winners of the latest Creative Writing Challenge have been announced and nailed to the Hall of Fame. Give some respect: these people took ten completely unrelated (and I daresay, bizarre) words and strung them together to create winning short stories.
At LarsenIdeaLog, an interview was conducted with the 1st place winner who is also Larsen’s senior writer: John Andreini. Here’s an excerpt:
Q: Your story had to include these 10 words: fifth-column, gazpacho, agog, horripilation, simian, fug, opus, salad days, abscond, Kew Gardens. I have to ask: Did you already know the meaning of all these words?
A: I knew the meaning of some of the words, but others, like Kew Gardens and horripilation, sent me to the dictionary.
Q: Talk to us about your main character Brock Holberman, private investigator, salted nut roll binger. Is he at all autobiographical?
A: Wow, I hope not. Brock is an amalgam of Film Noir detectives like Sam Spade, Philip Marlowe and Jake Gittes, although Brock would be the least intelligent of the group. I do like gazpacho, though.
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In case you are looking for something to do later in the week:
Then, make invitations. In this day and age, anyone with a computer and a - what are those called - printer can make invitations in their very own homes.
Put together the list of folks who are coming to the roast. Otherwise, it’s just a raw tomato.
Finally, remember to tell the tomato to show up. You wouldn’t want the tomato to be missing from its own roasting, would you? Then it’s just not funny.
I’ve always wanted to be a renowned super hero. For now, I’m just an unrenowned one. Or something. Maybe if I got to chat with the big guys, I might learn how to publicize better. I guess this question is exactly what I’m wondering:
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