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Rest in peace, mother*&%#$!

June 23rd, 2008 . by Liz

I was shocked out of my &%#$ mind to find out that George Carlin, 71, passed away last night from heart failure after being taken to the hospital in Santa Monica, California.

Of course, George Carlin is the comedian known for his “seven words you can never use on television” bit among countless other funnies revolving around language, society and more.

George Carlin, RIP

Paying our respects to one of the funniest potty mouths of all time, here are some George Carlin Q&As to make you smile:

Check out more of George Carlin’s biography.

Rest in peace, funny man.


Did you hear about…

March 17th, 2008 . by Shara

BeyonceI admit it. I’m obsessed with celebrity gossip. I read The Superficial every morning before I start my day and am constantly checking the headlines throughout the day to see what kind of coffee Britney Spears has ordered today or who Paris Hilton is dating. I want to know what countries Brad and Angelina are adopting from next and I have to be the first to know when Beyonce finally ties the knot with Jay-Z. Yes…I do.

I thought I’d take a quick look at the WikiAnswers Celebrity topic…just to see what everyone else is buzzing about. A little bit of Hannah Montana, er, Miley Cyrus…some Hillary Duff…a dash of Zac Efron. It’s amazing to see the rumors that fly around. Good thing there’s a public forum to discuss and dispel!

Check out some of these classic Celebrity gossip questions:

Got some inside scoop on YOUR favorite celebs? Ask and answer questions about Celebrities on WikiAnswers now!

Total eclipse of the…crab!?

February 21st, 2008 . by Shara

Lunar EclipseDid you, by chance, catch the full lunar eclipse on Wednesday night? Talk about an AMAZING natural phenomenon. It is so cool to me how planets and stars can align and just like that…you get an eclipse. Isn’t nature so cool!?

It’s also cool to think about how the sun and moon affect life here on earth. They say that a full moon brings out the werewolves and makes some people go a little crazy. High and low tides come in and out according to the gravitational pull of the moon and life, in general, is only possible with a little help from the sun.

One curious Contributor was interested to know how a lunar eclipse might affect not werewolves, but fiddler crabs. Luckily Jim was around to share his expertise. His knowledge is just so varied! We’re lucky we have him around!

To answer this question I did some on site research. I visited the Astronomy Marine Science Center in Chesapeake Bay, France. Dr. Francois Gerard gave me a fascinating tour of the facilities. I saw the zero gravity center where scientists put endangered marine life in a zero gravity oxygen-less, waterless environment to see what happens. To date their success is extraordinary.

After the gravity center I saw the breeding on the moon simulator. They have recreated the exact conditions of the surface of the moon, and they try to cross breed endangered marine life. Dr. Gerard said the experiments were going particularly well.

Finally, he showed me the lunar eclipse wing of the facility. At that moment they had just received a shipment of fiddler crabs. For those of you who don’t know a fiddler crab is the one with the one huge claw. This oversized claw is used to better play coral and other natural marine instruments. Hence the name fiddler.

Dr. Gerard oversaw putting the crabs in the eclipse tank. He than blocked the moon from the crabs consciousness and observed what happened. At first nothing happened, but after a few minutes the crabs became agitated. They started attacking one another. They formed differed ethnic groups based on the color of their claws. Soon they have developed advance crab weapons and were arranging battle formations. One group of crabs started a bombardment of heavy artillery fire, while a second group of crabs advanced upon the enemy crabs. The enemy crabs used their superior air power to cripple the artillery fire, but were unprepared for the commando crabs.

The commando crabs attacked with their crab weapons and took out the enemy crabs almost to the last one. Having prepared every detail of the attack they even arranged with a deal with some of France’s top seafood restaurants. Within minutes some chefs showed up to pick up the dead crabs which be used for tonight’s assortment of crab dishes.

Dr. Gerard told me the experiment was a qualified success and he was excited to the do the next eclipse experiment with endangered dolphins. He said he had secured a lucrative deal with Japanese sushi restaurants.

My plea to you my fine WikiAnswers friends is to donate to the Astronomy Marine Science Center. Their work is crucial for future breakthroughs in space/marine research, which we all know deeply affects on a day to day basis. Let’s all make a point to think more about space and dolphins in the same sentence this year. We’ll make a better world through this.

Thanks for enlightening us, Jim!

My all-time favorite Christmas questions.

December 25th, 2007 . by Liz

For years, as I watch the Christmas specials on TV and sing along to the carols on the radio, I’ve pondered and wondered about certain things the holiday season brings. Since today is the culmination of that intense questioning, I have compiled a list of my most burning queries hoping that someone - if not Santa himself - will present me with answers:

Merry holidays, WikiAnswerers!

apples in porks mouths

(I’m not suggesting we’re pigs or anything…)

Thanksgiving edition!

November 22nd, 2007 . by Liz

The leaves have changed… The weather has chilled… It must be turkey time!

Thanksgiving Day is a time for giving… and taking.turkey

Like so:

Give answers to someone who needs them:

…And take answers from people who already know:

Happy Thanksgiving!

Chuck Norris <3’s Mike Huckabee?

November 20th, 2007 . by Liz

Since Governor Mike Huckabee’s new election campaign ad came out, I think we all have a bunch of questions. Like… Why did Chuck Norris agree to do Mike Huckabee’s campaign ad? And what in the world is a HuckChuckFact?

If you haven’t seen it yet:

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And here’s what some other WikiAnswerers want to know:

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