no.stupid.answers

no.stupid.answers

TGINM: We don’t seem to be on the same page.

December 12th, 2008 by Liz

What’s worse than losing your job? I think it’s something like this:

I just traded in my car for a new Porsche but then I lost my job on the same day. Can I return the new car and get my trade-in if it has not been 24 hours yet?

Buying a Porsche and then losing your job? Must be one helluva miscommunication between employer and employee…

Thank God It’s Not Me.

TGINM: Infestation litigation.

November 21st, 2008 by Liz

Infestation: a word we never ever want to hear in our own apartments.

All you can do when you see a question like this…

Can landlord be held responsible for loss of furniture if the infestation is coming from another apartment?

…is to Thank God It’s Not Me!

This edition of T.G.I.N.M is brought to you by… AKMark.

Those sad little kernels

August 6th, 2008 by Pnina

How do you get the burnt popcorn smell out of your microwave?

Who’m I kidding calling this a TGINM? This one is ALL of us.

Of cats and boxes

August 3rd, 2008 by Pnina

Where’s my litter box?

One has to wonder: Is it really MY litter box - as in, I gotta go, please help me find an appropriate place, or Where is my CAT’S litter box, as in The feline has been using my bath mat and that’s gotta stop? Either way, best of luck in locating that box of sand!

A very fishy question

August 1st, 2008 by Pnina

Here’s an inaugural thank-god-it’s not-me question for the first day of August:

Why would a new air conditioner expel a fish-like smell for a few minutes on a daily basis?

Seriously, why indeed?