How can you tell if a bunny is feeling mad, happy or scared?
June 20th, 2007 . by LizHere’s one for the born-leaders out there; crucial information that you will undoubtedly need somewhere in the future of your leadership.
How can you tell if a bunny is feeling mad, happy or scared?
Because, after all, rabbits are a lot like people.
Here are my guesses; you can check if I’m right:
Mad: A rabbit, much like a person, will make tiny rabbit fists and shake them at you, while muttering in bunny-tongue: “Why, you little…!!!”
Happy: A rabbit, much like a person, will forget you ever stole his car the night of his birthday and crashed it into a pole. The rabbit will give you a big, furry rabbit hug (admittedly, not as big as a big, furry bear hug) and tell you repeatedly in a drunken voice, “I love you, man.”
Scared: A rabbit, much like a person, will exert nervousness through its little rabbit pores and widen its eyes; that’s when you know you’re in trouble, because it just pooped on your lap.
