no.stupid.answers

All we hear about these days is Dora the Explorer. You know what I’m talking about. Dora the Explorer backpacks. Dora the Explorer pencils. Dora the Explorer shoes.

And then, I stumble upon this question in WikiAnswers:

Who said that only a Kennedy could make Dora the Explorer rhyme?

Why are we bringing Kennedys into this? Leave the poor family alone!

But wait - shhh - someone’s coming…

Oh. My. God.

It’s… her. Anybody have any chicken? We gotta get out of here…

When does it end? Oh holy presence above, when does it end?

Not until all the questions are answered, good citizens of the internet community. Not until all the questions are answered.

This post is dedicated to the Morning Show, which would like you to know finding/making 8-bit chicken was not easy.

Sherif Hedayat, a comedian from Dayton, Ohio, came out halfway across the world to visit the head honcho at Answers Corp and get an interview.

Ok, maybe he didn’t venture here just to meet with Bob Rosenschein… But Sherif did make Bob the centerpiece in his sixth webisode of The Sherif Show. Check it out:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlvcTzHFGdg]

Hey, it was a tough question, alright? We just provide the answers, we don’t make ‘em up… well, most of the time.

One of the classic unanswered questions of our time:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Philosophers may wrap their brains around that one all they want. I say: who cares?

What’s important is that we’re either eating the chicken or the egg - or both, maybe in one sitting. So as long as the egg is runny and the chicken is cooked, well - bon appetite!