Looking for some new music? Do you like it young, fashionable and straight off of YouTube?

Justin Bieber was one of 2009′s youngest singing sensations (15 years old), plucked from YouTube and an instant hit. Oh, and he likes the color purple.

But don’t stop there. There are all kinds of things to know about Bieber. And where better to learn the answers to your burning Justin Bieber questions than right here? Oh, that’s right, Answers.com.

Top 10 insanely crucial facts about Justin Bieber.

1. What kind of shoes does Justin Bieber wear?
   Hint: They are high, but not heels.
2. Who is Justin Beiber currently dating?
   Not you. Nyah nyah.
3. What is Justin Bieber’s middle name?
   Alex? Chris? Peter? Only one way to find out for sure.
4. Will Justin Bieber’s voice change?
   Will the moon align with the sun? Will the crow pick at your garden?
5. What color does Justin Bieber hate?
   That’s strong language, but I suppose I’m not a big fan of chartreuse, myself.
6. Is Justin Bieber a Twilight fan?
   Oh god. Say it isn’t so…
7. What is the story behind the song ‘Where Are You Now’ by Justin Bieber?
   Get ready to get emotional.
8. Who discovered Justin Bieber?
   Marie Curie?
9. Does Justin Bieber wear makeup?
   The good ones always do.
10. Who was Justin Bieber’s first kiss?
    His momma on his newborn bum… Oh, that kinda kiss.

There are literally thousands more questions in the Justin Bieber Q&A category, so check it out and get your fill of underage musical holiness.

There are a lot of questions on WikiAnswers about Virgo, like this one. But the sixth sign of the zodiac, while a stellar topic, is not really the point of this post. Today in Tainted Love, we explore Virgos themselves. We’re here for some answers. So, folks, let’s see how we do.

Angry Virgo boy

How do I annoy thee? Let me count the ways. Ah, but this is no ordinary button-pushing. What we have here is a very special, very specific request:

What can you do to make a Virgo boy angry?

Virgos are known to be meticulous and reliable. To really irk a Virgo, try arriving late to his romantic dinner date and then telling him loudly (making a scene in the obviously sophisticated restaurant) that his tie knot is crooked. Alternatively, go to his apartment, unfold all his white undershirts, and toss them on the floor in a heap.

Online dating is not the only answer

So while you’re busy trying to make your boy angry, he’s got a totally different goal. He’s aiming for the opposite, and he desperately needs your help:

How does a Virgo boy attract a Virgo girl?

Please answer his question. If you do, he might just fall for you… and if you’re lucky, you’ll even notice

Virgo in love??

Virgos may wear love differently than the rest of us – at least, that would explain this question:

What are the signs a Virgo has fallen in love?

Perhaps Virgos aren’t as obvious (or amorous) as the other 11 signs. They’re shy (no public displays of affection) and practical (no sweeping things off desks in a moment of passion), not to mention perfectionistic, overcritical and easily worried. No wonder people can’t tell when a Virgo’s in love. And that brings us to our next question…

Silver lining!

What are the strengths of a Virgo?

That’s easy. They have a reputation for being honest. Reliable. Pure. And courteous. Among other things. And so we reach our happy and most natural ending:

What diamond is suitable for a Virgo?

Now go get your Virgo!

Spring fever, anyone? Before you start running around searching for dates, read this week’s edition of WikiAnswers Wednesday to understand how the courting process has evolved.

How has courting changed throughout the years?

Actually, except for a few minor details, it hasn’t. Note the following:

Exhibit A: Neanderthal Age

Boy meets girl. Boy grunts. Girl rolls her eyes. Boy clubs the girl. Girl wakes up next to boy.

Exhibit B: Bible Age

Boy is hungry. Boy realizes he has a few extra camels. Boy goes to girl’s father and sells him a couple. Girl wakes up next to boy, holding a pot and some lentils.

Exhibit C: Shakespearean Age

Boy falls in love with the beauty of an unattainable girl. Girl falls in love with the words of an unattainable boy. Fighting ensues. Girl wakes up next to dead boy.

Exhibit D: Modern Age

Boy puts on his best silk shirt and gels his hair. Girl wears a lot of makeup and butt-hugging jeans. Dancing ensues. Girl wakes up next to boy, shrugs, and goes to work.