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Wait - are you located in the United States and contributing to WikiAnswers instead of eating a big meal consisting of poultry, watching football and hanging/fighting with family?

Wow. And here I thought I knew all the symptoms of being a Wikiholic… Must have missed one in the giant list that was compiled and posted in a new section of the site called: Wikiholics Anonymous.

It’s ok - this is a safe place. Just sit back, let go of the keyboard, and take this simple test to know if you’re a true Wikiholic.

• Your friends and family try reaching you on your message board, rather than your cell phone.
• You can offer way too much insight into a 16-year-old’s love life.
• You give your kids trust points for good behavior.
• You know Miley Cyrus’s favorite color, the cutest Jonas brother and Barack Obama’s middle name off the top of your head.
• You’ve thought about improving people’s answers while having a conversation.
• Little orange men have started to dance around in your dreams.
• Your spouse claims to be a WikiWidow.

Check out the complete list. Are you showing signs of being a Wikiholic? There’s strength in numbers. Join the support group!

I’ve been struggling to come up with a good April Fools’ Day post, but it occurred to me that just about every blog post to no.stupid.answers is a joke (at least, every Wednesday is).

Instead I will share a series of serious questions on a very important topic that must be spread:

• Who is Hannah Montana’s boyfriend?
• Who is Hannah Montana’s neighbor?
• Where does Hannah Montana live?
• Who is Hannah Montana’s sister?
• Where does Hannah Montana shop?
• What are opinions of the Hannah Montana TV show?
• Are there auditions for Hannah Montana?
• Why is Elmo’s costume red?

Ah, well. Old habits die hard.

Also, check out this April Fools’ WikiAnswers mention by the awesomeness that is Eli Feldblum of RankAbove fame.

I admit it. I’m obsessed with celebrity gossip. I read The Superficial every morning before I start my day and am constantly checking the headlines throughout the day to see what kind of coffee Britney Spears has ordered today or who Paris Hilton is dating. I want to know what countries Brad and Angelina are adopting from next and I have to be the first to know when Beyonce finally ties the knot with Jay-Z. Yes…I do.

I thought I’d take a quick look at the WikiAnswers Celebrity topic…just to see what everyone else is buzzing about. A little bit of Hannah Montana, er, Miley Cyrus…some Hillary Duff…a dash of Zac Efron. It’s amazing to see the rumors that fly around. Good thing there’s a public forum to discuss and dispel!

Check out some of these classic Celebrity gossip questions:

• What happened to the president of the Hair Club for Men?
• Does Michael Chiklis have a fake butt?
• Does Bret Michaels of Vh1 “Rock of Love” wear a wig?
• What is Pete Wentz favorite song?

Got some inside scoop on YOUR favorite celebs? Ask and answer questions about Celebrities on WikiAnswers now!