no.stupid.answers

Thanks to our dear friend Pickleshy, this week’s WikiAnswers Wednesday question is absolutely ridiculous, unlike the usual ones we feature here, which are completely normal.

Allow me to explain:

How do you fix a photo-nucleo-trans-amic-polutrize-ziptimiser?

Pickleshy is not only awesome at finding the ridiculous questions, she excels at answering them, like so:

Here are the steps to fix a photo-nucleo-trans-amic-polutrize-ziptimiser:

1. Build a good photo-nucleo-trans-amic-polutrize-ziptimiser.
2. Throw the perfectly good photo-nucleo-trans-amic-polutrize-ziptimiser off your roof.
3. Gather the pieces.
4. Use original design to fix. If too difficult, start over from step 1.

How do you suppose one of thems would look, anyway?